motivač!

They ARE a miniature version of you.

I SMELL IT.

entertains your silly idea.

…when your laptop burns a hole in your crotch.

No amount of bling can fix that face.

R U GAY YET?

Sea Parting. (Part of a large group of Bible-inspired sports that didn’t make the cut. See Bush Burning.)

Attempt no. 42: Gas Propellant

While effective, if not crude, Jack’s attempt at self-propelled flight as an alternative to oil consumption has not given a carbon-neutral result, as he had hoped. Noise emissions didn’t help, either.

A douchebag. Not for vaginal use!